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no. 001 · the post-coffee chew · spearmint

clear wavey steady fresh
not crashed. wired. spiked. frazzled.

here to steady the caffeine ride — one chew at a time.

here to steady the caffeine ride — one chew at a time. l-theanine and b-vitamins smooth the spike so you keep the lift without the jitter or the 3pm wall.

l-theanine and b-vitamins smooth the spike so you keep the lift without the jitter or the 3pm wall.

coffee chew chill.
beat the
jitters
100mg l-theanine
the jitters wired but tired. three coffees deep at 3 the 3pm wall. frazzled by six i wanted to think clearly. not faster. the jitters wired but tired. three coffees deep at 3 the 3pm wall. frazzled by six i wanted to think clearly. not faster.

shop the gum that coffee drinkers just can't stop chewing.

We're here to make coffee feel steady instead of jittery. l-theanine and b-vitamins smooth the caffeine spike — so you get the lift without the jitter or the 3pm crash. pop one after your flat white. sip, pop, chew, sorted.

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£24 a monthly box
no jitter
same coffee · diff ride

same coffee.
different
ride.

★ that's our motto try it for £24 →
meet the hero ingredient · no. 01

meet l-theanine — matcha's secret ingredient.

an amino acid found in green tea leaves, l-theanine helps modulate caffeine for a slower, steady release.

without l-theanine by its side, caffeine can feel jittery, spikey, and intense.

that's why we put 100mg l-theanine into every chew.

caffeine + l-theanine
steady energy throughout the day
peak steady foggy 8am 10am 12pm 2pm 4pm 6pm
8am · espresso
peak caffeine maxed
12pm · cojo chew
steady l-theanine + b-vits
why we exist

are we talking about coffee or
your last hinge date?

electric at first. flying by drink two. panic by three. regret by four…
then a "u up?" at midnight.

why we exist →
our community of chewers

1,734
chewers waiting.

cojo is brand new. no rented testimonials, no paid press. just the people who run on coffee and got here first — students in finals, doctors on shift, parents on the school run, founders three coffees deep.

100+
on the waitlist
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"i was tired of being wired. tired of the pop, the crash, the 3pm fog. that's why i made cojo."

— Isaac, Founder · London

small print. plain english.

is there caffeine in cojo? +
no. cojo is designed to ride alongside the caffeine you already drink, not add to it. the l-theanine softens the spike of your existing coffee — pairs best with your first cortado of the day.
how many chews a day? +
one per coffee, up to four a day. most people land at two — one with the morning espresso, one with the afternoon pick-me-up.
can i chew if i'm pregnant or breastfeeding? +
l-theanine and the doses we use are within recognised safe limits, but every body is different. we always recommend running it past your gp first.
what does it actually taste like? +
clean spearmint. not the cloying minty-toothpaste kind — closer to a fresh herb. sweetened with xylitol so it doesn't go syrupy.
how fast does it kick in? +
most people feel the effect within 20–30 minutes of chewing — about the same time your espresso is hitting. the window of smooth focus sits across the next 1–2 hours.
what's your return policy? +
don't love it? email us within 30 days, we'll refund the lot. no restocking, no return-the-pack rigmarole.
chew. · level. · breathe.